Clinton jokes Jokes Funny Clinton jokes Jokes
Page 1 of 6- Clinton jokes Page 1- Clinton jokes Page 2- Clinton jokes Page 3- Clinton jokes Page 4- Clinton jokes Page 5- Clinton jokes Page 6
Aardvark -
Accountant -
Answer me this -
Ant -
Apple -
Aviation -
Baby -
Banana -
Bar
jokes, beer, booze!
Barbie doll -
Bath -
Beauty -
Bed -
Bicycle -
Biologist -
Bird -
Birthday -
Blind -
Blonde -
Book title -
Brother and sister -
Burger -
Bus -
Business -
Cannibal -
Car and train -
Cat -
Children -
Christmas -
Clinton -
College -
Computer -
Cow -
Cowboy -
Criminal -
Dance -
Dead and dying -
Dentist -
Dinosaur -
Dirty -
Divorce -
Doctor and nurse -
Dog -
Easter -
Elephant -
E-mail -
Email
joke to a friend!
Ethnic -
Face -
Farmer -
Firefighter -
Fishing -
Food -
Frog -
Funny
- 50 best -
Ghost -
Gorilla -
Hair and bald -
Halloween -
Heaven & hell
-
History -
Horse -
Humor -
Hunting -
Idiot and fool -
Insect -
Internet -
Journalist -
Judge -
King Kong -
Knock Knock -
Lawyer -
Letter -
Lotto -
Marriage -
Men -
Mental health -
Military -
Money -
Monster -
Mouse -
Movie and TV -
Music -
Old age -
Parent -
Pig -
Police -
Political -
Rabbit -
Random
joke day
Religious -
Restaurant -
Salesmen -
School -
Snake -
Snowman -
Space -
Spelling -
Sport -
Teeth -
Telephone -
Time -
Travel & tourist
-
Vampire -
Various animal -
Waiter -
Weather -
Witch -
Women -
Yo momma -
Zodiac -
Zoo jokes
There are 113 Clinton jokes Jokes in this category.
A bus filled with politicians was driving from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."
Last summer the President and Mrs Clinton from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today." She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States."
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today." She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States."
Q Whats Clinton doing to make Americans from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.
Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.
Former Vice President Quayle Speaker of the from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
Q How can you identify a computer from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.
Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.
Q Why arent Clinton White House staffers from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
Q Why were the Clintonites pushing the from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.
Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.
President Clinton to maid Mam can you from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.
Q How is Clintons health care reform from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
Q Why did the IRS recently audit from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
Q What is the difference between Bill from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
Q What does Bill Clinton have in from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
Q When did Clintons friends become sure from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
Q What do you get when you from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton
Q Why did Clinton waffle on military from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
Q What has Clinton done that no from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.
Q What is the first thing that from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."
If Ted Kennedy Dan Quayle Bob Packwood from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.
One day there were these three boys from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?' The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!'
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?' The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!'
Page 1 of 6- Clinton jokes Page 1- Clinton jokes Page 2- Clinton jokes Page 3- Clinton jokes Page 4- Clinton jokes Page 5- Clinton jokes Page 6
| 
| 
|
